Hi. I'm New In Town.: I Crack Her Up

Quotable Ellie

"I got a sticker because I was not being horrible."
"I am painting attention!"
"Mom, you seem really irritated."
"Dadaddy - you're cute."
Bubbie: "Tell Dadaddy to stop teasing you." Ellie: "No! I like his ideas!"
"I definitely couldn't do this when I was three."
"I've been wondering about that for years."
"Kids cannot touch glass. Or poo poo."
(sitting down for dinner) "Wait a minute, I didn't order this."
"I think my bottom grew."
"I'm gonna do spearmints on this box."
"Nobody's a better nose blower than me."
"This isn't working for me."
"They had to take a picture of my head to make sure my brain didn't get broke."
"You are the boss, mommy. I see that."
"I am a robot. Robots can't wear panties." [Complete with robot voice.]
"You know what you can't very eat at all? Dinosaurs."
"Don't drive in the street...and you don't drive with a bird in your car ever. Ever."
"Ladies don't eat trees."
"Hey mommy, let's go crazy."
"This is gonna be cool, cool, cool."
"It's time for PAAAAAANTS!"
"These shoes aren't helping me."
"Mommy can I please, please, pul-eeze just play with everything?"
"My shadow is funny."
"I like your mom."
"If you sneeze this way you're gonna get bless you all over my stuff."
"My tummy is grouching because it wants food."
"Mommy, I love you for all the weeks."
"I'm a very child, mommy. A very, very child."
"Ponytails is awesome."